Bio
(These are supposed to be in third-person, right?)
Joe Lamb is a sexually active 20-something writer based in New York City. He has little to no industry-related accolades or even a small portfolio. It’s actually quite remarkable how little evidence there is of him being a writer. Joe’s interests lie in anything comedy or writing-related. His fears include spiders, the dark, and people who look like Kevin Spacey.
Seldomly Asked Questions
What do you do?
Please see website URL.
How much does it cost for you to do what the URL says?
Since I’m working on developing a portfolio, I will work for free or if I’m extremely lucky, a very meager amount of money.
Are you good at doing what the URL says?
Hiring me is a very low-risk investment. If you hate me at the end, you’ll have wasted little to no money. If you like my work, I won’t have to pay middle schoolers to egg your house.
What is the capital of Uruguay?
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